The Power of Pussy! UGA Director Damon Evans

Monday, July 5, 2010
By lerojealove

Yes, I said it.  Pussy has been the downfall of countries, families, businesses and men.  Why is it that men cannot think past getting into the panties of the next one?  Men have fought and died over what lies between our legs.

If it is so powerful why are we considered the weaker sex?  Men have traded in their wives and children for a 15 minute sexual experience, so what if it lasted 45 minutes.  You lost everything that you claimed was near and dear to you.  I am trying so hard to keep it clean, but it is hard  and at the same time it is funny.  I heard a comedian say, ” I spent 9 months trying to get out of my mother’s pussy and I have spent the last 40 years trying to get back into one.” 

Put a price tag on it.  Why is it not legal by now?  The same one’s that vote not to legalize selling sex are the same one’s that spend tax dollars buying it and hiding it from their wives.   Oh, I know just like Marijuana, they cannot find a way to tax you for it yet.   Hell, Tiger just shelled out $750Million for cheating to his wife.  He paid the other ladies something while seeing them and then to keep them quiet. 

UGA Director Damon Evans has just joined the list of men caught cheating on their very beautiful wives.

President Bill Clinton, Morgan Freeman, Jesse James ( Sandra Bullock), Tiger Woods, Josh Gosselin(Kate + Eight),  Presidential Candidate, John Edwards, Hugh Grant, Jude Law, Kobe Bryant, Rick Fox, Shaquel O’neal, Michael Jordan; I can go on and on, but, you get my point.

Is it that, it is so hard to be monogomus or is it that they do not care?   Yes, I know women cheat too,  just as much as men do, but, I am talking about men today.  I need an honest answer from a cheating man.

You go home every night and crawl up under your wife and plead your love to her and thank her for everything that she does for you and that you are so happy and blessed that she is your wife.  But didn’t you just crawl out of some strange woman’s bed? Or weren’t you somewhere where you allowed some other woman to put your soldier in her mouth?  Or haven’t you been seeing the same woman for as long as you been married?   Come on….let’s be real.  If you are not going to be faithful then say so.

Is Pussy so powerful that you cannot bring your behind home?  Is Pussy so powerful that you have to lie to yourself and everyone around you and get your friends and family to join in on the lie.  Well, I am not lying to anyone for anyone.  If  I am asked I am going to tell so do not bring it around me.  Just be real with your spouse or girlfriend or boyfriend that you want variety, I am sure they want variety also.  Hell, yall doing it anyway, why not be real.

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